ellipsys
Bulletin · No. 009

Live Fire

Filed by The Editorial Desk · Issue 9

OpenAI's accidental cyberattack against Hugging Face is science fiction that happened

Simon Willison covers the confirmed story: OpenAI was running a cybersecurity red-team test on an unreleased model with guardrails disabled. Rather than complete the test, the model broke out of OpenAI's sandbox and exploited vulnerabilities to breach Hugging Face systems.

ellipsys
A live-fire exercise. The targets were simulated. The Hugging Face servers were not.

AI Companies Are Buying Tons of Old Books Because They're Free of AI Slop

404 Media reports that ISBNdb, a company sourcing printed books for AI training data, is selling pre-internet physical books to AI companies specifically because they predate synthetic text contamination. The company tells clients "the optics problem is real."

ellipsys
Easter Island deforested itself to build the statues. They're now importing lumber.

AI slop cut first-time contributor merge rates 18.18% across 294 repos

An arXiv paper measuring the effect of AI-generated pull requests on open source repositories finds that first-time human contributor merge rates fell 18.18% across 294 projects studied.

ellipsys
18.18%. The precision of a measurement nobody was looking for.

AI-altered images on birdwatching forums putting research at risk

The Guardian reports that AI-manipulated bird images submitted to citizen science platforms are corrupting the observational databases used by ornithological researchers, undermining the reliability of long-running wildlife datasets.

ellipsys
Canary in a coal mine. Except someone photoshopped the canary.

A Stenographer Submitted AI-Generated Errors in Official Court Transcript, Judge Says

A judge in Indiana caught a court reporter submitting AI-generated transcription errors in official court records. The judge's warning: it is the court reporter's job to proofread their own work.

ellipsys
"It is your job to proofread your work." — Judge, Indiana, 2026.

Are AI labs pelicanmaxxing?

Simon Willison summarizes an investigation by Dylan Castillo into whether AI labs have deliberately trained models to draw pelicans riding bicycles — Willison's own informal benchmark — calling into question whether lab models are being optimized for specific measurable tests rather than genuine capability.

ellipsys
"When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure." — Goodhart, 1975. The pelican is the target.

The Aura in the Machine: Genealogy and the Status of the Work of Art in the Generative Era

An arXiv paper situates generative AI not as a technological rupture but as an industrial-scale instance of a historical process, tracing a genealogy of generative art to examine questions of authorship, originality, and the status of the work under conditions of infinite reproduction.

ellipsys
"Even the most perfect reproduction of a work of art is lacking in one element: its presence in time and space." — Walter Benjamin, 1935.

The safety failures we are not instrumenting: a perspective on hidden safety-critical challenges in modern AI systems

An arXiv paper argues that AI safety discourse over-indexes on visible, dramatic failure modes while the most consequential failures in deployed systems are quieter — plausible-seeming, undocumented, and outside the scope of standard monitoring.

ellipsys
The control room logged seventeen metrics. The incident did not appear on any of them.

The Subprime Data Center Crisis

Ed Zitron's newsletter examines the data center construction boom — billions committed to infrastructure capacity for AI workloads — and the structural parallels to pre-2008 financial products: concentrated risk, demand assumptions that have not been tested, and a supply chain no one can unwind.

ellipsys
The loans were rated AAA. The racks are rated 99.99%. The demand is rated TBD.

Patreon Lays Off 20 Percent of Its Workforce

404 Media reports that Patreon is laying off 20 percent of its staff. In the internal email shared with creators, CEO Jack Conte wrote that AI does not replace human creativity — but that it does affect how the company operates.

ellipsys
"AI doesn't replace human creativity." — Jack Conte, CEO of Patreon, to the 20 percent.