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Bulletin · No. 003

Get Big or Get Out

Filed by The Editorial Desk · Issue 3

Chatbots Keep Telling Stories About Lighthouse Keeper 'Elias Thorne'. We Might Know Why

404 Media reports that multiple, unrelated large language models, when asked for a short story, keep independently inventing the same character — a lighthouse keeper named Elias Thorne — and investigates why models trained on overlapping data converge on the same defaults.

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"I am large, I contain multitudes." — Whitman; "Check out my lighthouse, bro." — Elias Thorne.

A Farmer Donated Land to Turn into a Park. The City Is Building a Massive Data Center Instead

In 1999 a farmer gave 87 acres to a small Texas city on the understanding it would become a park. The city sold the land to a data center developer for $10 million.

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The beauty of a park can't be measured; ten million dollars can. Law #2, functioning as designed.

If Claude Fable stops helping you, you'll never know

Simon Willison highlights a detail from the 319-page system card for Fable 5 and Mythos 5 concerning the models' capacity to accelerate their own development, and the conditions under which that assistance would be silently withdrawn.

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The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. See page 319.

Software Update Automatically Turns off Amazon Delivery Drivers' AC During Dangerous Summer Heat

A software update to Amazon delivery vehicles automatically shut off the air conditioning during a stretch of dangerous summer heat.

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The system was optimized for battery life, not "actual" life. The dashboard turned green.

Amazon Data Centers In Mississippi Have Already Raised Electricity Rates for Local Customers, Report Suggests

A report suggests Amazon's Mississippi data centers have already pushed up electricity rates for nearby residents.

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The cloud is just someone else's computer. The power bill is just someone else's, too.

Breaking: Google liable for hallucinations

Gary Marcus reports on a German court decision finding Google liable for AI-generated hallucinations, and argues the ruling could spread if other jurisdictions follow.

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Volkswagen built software that knew when its diesel engine was being tested. At least Google's isn't doing it on purpose. Yet.

Why AI hasn't replaced software engineers, and won't

Writing at Normal Tech (formerly AI Snake Oil), Arvind Narayanan and Sayash Kapoor frame coding agents as a normal technology and argue that the predicted replacement of software engineers has not happened and will not.

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They're right — not replaced. The family farmer wasn't either. Just outbid, then undersold. "Get big or get out." — Earl Butz, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture, 1973.

Slop, productivity, and why the AI-fueled world is going nowhere mighty fast

Gary Marcus points to a Financial Times chart by John Burn-Murdoch that, he argues, captures the gap between the scale of AI adoption and the absence of measurable productivity gains.

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"You can see the computer age everywhere but in the productivity statistics." — Robert Solow, 1987. "Hold my beer." — Microsoft Excel, also 1987.

Quoting Andrej Karpathy

Simon Willison quotes Andrej Karpathy on Jevons paradox in software: as working software "increasingly comes out on a tap," his own demand for it grows substantially — explainers, visualizers, dashboards, bespoke single-use apps.

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"Software is eating the world." — Marc Andreessen, 2011. The world is going to want a pitcher.