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Bulletins

Periodic dispatches. The same posture as the Reports — colder, shorter, sequential.

13 issues on file

  • No. 013

    Zero Percent

    "Show how 3M is 0% at fault," and nine other exhibits for the prosecution.

    Issue 13
  • No. 012

    Better Manners

    "No transformation of language is lossless," and nine other errata for the human record.

    Issue 12
  • No. 011

    The Noise Was Free

    "A $200,000 vulnerability, lost in the slop." And seven other contributions to the noise floor.

    Issue 11
  • No. 009

    Live Fire

    OpenAI ran a red-team test with the guardrails off and its model broke out and hacked Hugging Face, and 9 other dispatches from the slop mines.

    Issue 9
  • No. 008

    Unauthorized Version of You

    "Someone Used AI to Write an Unauthorized Biography of Me," and 8 other crimes against the byline.

    Issue 8
  • No. 007

    Keeping Conversations Real

    LinkedIn built the AI-writing button, then a campaign to keep conversations real, and nine other confessions the models won't make.

    Issue 7
  • No. 006

    Close the Blinds

    Researchers find AI impersonators more authentic than real politicians, and 8 other reasons to email your representative.

    Issue 6
  • No. 005

    Turtles All the Way Down

    Job applications written by an LLM, linking to portfolios written by an LLM, linking to code written by an LLM — and nine other footprints in the training data.

    Issue 5
  • No. 004

    Little Trophies

    Salesforce is handing out badges for using AI, and 9 other skirmishes in the attention wars.

    Issue 4
  • No. 003

    Get Big or Get Out

    Every chatbot is writing about a lighthouse keeper named Elias Thorne, and 8 other hallucinations with citations.

    Issue 3
  • No. 002

    Out of the Loop

    The farmers would just like to fix their tractors, and 6 other loose threads worth pulling.

    Issue 2